The manager s special Getcha Going Starter Pack your very own virtual coming out party

XF carves up a custom responsive wordPress site in fourteen days or less with you / and or your minions, than we manage the hosting, backups & server updates on google cloud for one year.

Yes, a undeniably pleasingly plump package:

  • Up to five custom designed pages exactly the way you want them, “home, our work, services, portfolio, about, contact, etc.”
  • Fully functional custom blog section, with comments and sharing on three social media sites.
  • Respectable functioning starter SEO with Open Graph Protocol meta data for delivered pages and blog.
  • XF handles setting up the proper DNS, domain name registration and SSL with CloudFlair
  • XF sets you up properly with google business and hooks your site into google analytics.
  • XF builds your wordpress site from our fully responsive designed starter theme, when where done it will be exactly what you wanted and is only available to our special clients
  • When your ready for more, say a shopping cart?, it’s totally upgradeable for anything you can think up.
  • Its all yours free for you to move somewhere else if need be.
  • This Special requires that you get us a bit information about your mission first.
  • Review the “TMSGGSP” development agreement for the finer points.
  • Sound Good? then pop that cap and get your Rump Roast Out There…
Today Only! prolly longer… $ 6 7 4 9 9 5 ea.

MolechsBig BucketOTurduckenthe burnt offering!

XFINK takes a sacrosanct blood oath of loyal Viceroy over your digital realm. you command we deploy, you choose a week out of the month and we deliver 45 hours a month of blind devotion to the cause. we can take over the site you have or start a new…

Whats in the Bucket ?

  • Ongoing Development & Documentation of your digital domain. Thine kingdom will come with consistent strategized offerings every month.
  • Divinely conjured updates on every new moon.
  • XF shoots product photography, using professional gear (Canon cameras, studio lighting, etc.).
  • XF produces posts written and optimized to perform well in search engines.
  • XF deals with your sites SEO & reporting
  • XF online advertising setup and management (Google, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok).
  • XF handles all server & site maintenance & backups
  • Scheduled updates, improvements
  • Custom analytics reports so you always know what’s working.
  • Design and UX improvements, with testing and tweaks each month.
  • Brand reviews and recommendations every few months to keep things consistent.
  • Review the “MBBOTTBO” development agreement
  • Stir the Owl, the power of Molech’s Turducken compels you
Limited Supply first in, best dressed! $ 9 4 5 9 9 5 p.m.

St.Nicks triple pickle Resurrection fer-win your baby is at the bottom of the barrel

SEO CPR for your existing site

A comprehensive SEO audit & initial optimization of up to 15 pages and or product pages and a report of your existing website. WTF is initial optimization? If your site ain’t ranking, someone either skipped it or botched it. we go in take a look around and make it right. Real SEO? It’s not about tricks. It’s about how your content is worded and how the code frames it. Sure, page load times matter but first things first, the St. Nick’s doesn’t go there but Goddle willing this might be all you need for a resuscitation. You’ll get a clear, written + verbal report with the facts.

the barrel dredging includes:

  • XF does or overhauls all of your meta tags
  • XF does or a redo of your Open Graph Tag’s
  • XF does or a reboot of your Twitter Tags, yes twitter tags, they are not X tags, “space Karen”.
  • XF does or a rebuild of entire XML sitemap
  • XF adds structured data (JSON-LD) to every page for rich snippet eligibility.
  • XF submits your sitemap to Google — assuming you’ve have ownership access in Googles Search Console. If not? it can be list it in robots.txt on your server
  • What! You don’t have a Google analytics account/Googles Search Console? Make the confession and we can open those gates for you.
  • A link to the SNTPRFWYBATBOTB development agreement
  • Poke a sac and lets get these balls rollin!
Always Only ! until it’s not… $ 1 2 4 9 9 5 ea.